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Choice Politics

Diversity -

Palin Vs. Clinton -

Keystone Coward Clinton -

Debate -



LESS GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE - Keep the government out of our private lives. You say less government? Then prove it!

Not a difficult concept. -


OOPS - We clearly elected the wrong monkey...twice!

PRO-CHOICE REPUBLICANS - Ignored by the Republican leadership for long enough. Speak out! Take the party back!

Abortion is humane -

PRO-LIFE, ANTI-LOGIC - Yep, seems legit.

TAGS: choice
Rating: 2.33/5

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simplegenius - December 2, 2012, 10:31 am
some rich folks pawn off children onto nannies, or simply neglect them.. also, some poor folks use every penny they have to provide for their kids and go without the things they want/need.. it works both ways, but abortion isn't a solution.
simplegenius - December 2, 2012, 10:29 am
yes parents should consider their lifestyle and ability to provide for children before having them. but I am not going to murder my aunt cause she bought a house she couldn't pay for. The ability to provide for kids doesn't just come from the pocketbook.

Hippie Hypocrisy -


YOUR CHOICE - Let not their sacrifice be in vain. Next election: VOTE for freedom: the difference between subject & citizen

CHOICES - Please can we have another?

2016 - Rand says he's thinking about it!

Illusion of Choice -

Presidential Library -

TAGS: presidential library make tough choice
Rating: 4.71/5

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Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:53 am
The daily show does come up with some hilarious stuff. Love how the bush interactive system will actually tell you that you answered wrong and why.
ChadAllen - April 26, 2013, 8:42 am



I WANT A HUMMER - But GM doesn't produce them anymore despite the bailout . I want a Pontiac. GM doesn't produce them either despite the bail out . Tell me again how it was successful?

A BETTER CHOICE - a bigger economy instead of a bigger intrusive government! Why can't Democrats wake up and smell the coffee?

DHS PURCHASED 2,700 MINE RESISTANT ARMOR PROTECTED VEHICLES - "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Pro-choice -

TAGS: pro life pro choice abortion hobby lobby
Rating: 3.75/5

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Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 11:17 pm
I find abortion to be deplorable. But my personal beliefs do not outweigh a woman's options for her health and well being.

OBAMA & ROMNEY ARE VERY SIMILAR - so that's why I formally nominate Bob the Pineapple for president

illusion of choice -

TAGS: edmopublican nochoice f***ed noalternative
Rating: 3.67/5

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terroraustralis - May 4, 2014, 4:26 am
tony, being prime minister does not make it okay to be f***ing retarded on the internet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 3, 2014, 9:21 pm

please don't repost that avatar.
fauxnews - May 3, 2014, 8:21 pm
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P.S. If this is such a "retarded site", then why are you obsessed with the place. You want to know who the most active person ever on this site is/was? Want to know who made the most posters? Vik Battaile. If this place is "retarded", he was the king. PWN
fauxnews - May 3, 2014, 8:18 pm
Yeah, you are all the way in Austrailia, only half the world away. I'm shaking in my boots here, Vik. I'll be careful next time I'm down under, mate. X-D
fauxnews - May 3, 2014, 8:17 pm
Yeah, you are all the way in Austrailia, only half the world area. I'm shaking in my boots here, Vik. I'll be careful next time I'm down under, mate. X-D
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fauxnews - May 3, 2014, 1:02 pm
lol...Let it be said that "Terroraustralis" and "foxrecon" are two of our best and wittiest members of Politifake. I'm proud to be part of this family with you two blokes. Honored to know you two. Just a reminder to the hater(s). Never change 4 no 1. :-)
fauxnews - May 3, 2014, 1:02 pm
lol...Let it be said that "Terroraustralis" and "foxrecon" are two of our best and wittiest members of Politifake. I'm proud to be part of this family with you two blokes. Honored to know you two. Just a reminder to the hater(s). Never change 4 no 1. :-)
foxrecon19d - May 3, 2014, 8:55 am
No, Vicky. We aren't a- holes. We are d!cks. You are the a-hole...
foxrecon19d - May 3, 2014, 8:52 am
Nah... don't think about it long and hard...(heh...heh...heh... "long and hard" vik just got turned on)No, don't take time to think about it. Just, you know, what the Nike commercial says...
foxrecon19d - May 3, 2014, 8:52 am
Nah... don't think about it long and hard...(heh...heh...heh... "long and hard" vik just got turned on)No, don't take time to think about it. Just, you know, what the Nike commercial says...
terroraustralis - May 3, 2014, 4:09 am
seriously... suicide... think about it, long and hard.
terroraustralis - May 3, 2014, 4:08 am
so you're trying to prove that by being a peice of **** yourself, and continually creating new accounts here just to throw insults? mate, you're the most pathetic peice of **** i know.
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foxrecon19d - May 2, 2014, 4:52 pm
I believe there are good, decent politicians. However, I believe they are being slandered with taint and corruption by tainted and corrupt politicians who are afraid to lose power. It benefits corrupt politicians if everyone thinks all politicians stink
EmmaRoydes - May 2, 2014, 8:35 am
It's not just staying employed, it's also how rich they can get. How many politicians become millionaires after serving in government?
terroraustralis - May 2, 2014, 12:32 am
and every politician in the US will fight tooth and nail to preserve the faulty system that lets them cling to power. its strange that "staying employed" is the primary motivator of the people who are destroying everything the US stands for.
terroraustralis - May 2, 2014, 12:30 am
absolutely. i think the real question is will there ever again be a politician we can actually trust to do the right thing, or does the US electoral system have to change first? when every candidate is an a**hole, its likely that the system is at fault.
EmmaRoydes - May 1, 2014, 11:44 pm
Is there really such a thing as a politician who can instill trust in the population?
terroraustralis - May 1, 2014, 10:53 pm
hey vik, have you ever considered suicide? because you really should...
terroraustralis - May 1, 2014, 10:52 pm
sure you agree with what romney says, but how do you know he actually believes any of it? how do you know he wouldn't sell us all down the river at his first opportunity? its not enough to find a candidate you agree with, you must find one you can TRUST.
terroraustralis - May 1, 2014, 10:50 pm
to elaborate, 99% of what is wrong with american politics is the fact that people seem to care more about the lies politicians tell, than what they actually do in office.
terroraustralis - May 1, 2014, 10:48 pm
there are no references to any similarities between them, other than the fact that their election promises dont mean jack ****, and neither gives a single f*** about the constitution. there are no honest presidential candidates, and never will be.
foxrecon19d - May 1, 2014, 8:41 pm
***snicker*** poor, poor pitiful vik. You mad, bro? Here, let me feed you by slightly noticing how pathetic you have become. Maybe you can grasp this charity and fool yourself into believing that your life is worth living
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foxrecon19d - May 1, 2014, 7:21 pm
To which Romney replied, "yeah, right. I'm not you. Now go f### yourself."

Compromise -

Double Standards -

TAGS: freedom of choice
Rating: 3.57/5

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Renza - May 1, 2013, 9:45 pm
If you believe in (the christian) god, why would you believe you couldn't speak in the afterlife?
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 9:35 pm
Perhaps you might start here: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2012/05/republicans_are_trying_to_stamp_out_voting_fraud_that_does_not_exist_.html
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm
OTC - May 1, 2013, 8:54 pm
If you are killed in a home invasion, how can you say what God was doing? You're dead. Oh that's right, the same way dead democrats vote in an election.
Renza - May 1, 2013, 11:24 am
You're trying to look way too far into this, when I handed it out at face value. the question was, where do you hear people saying ra** is god's will, do you have an alternate answer to what I've provided?
StoneTools - May 1, 2013, 9:46 am
even though, as a whole, democrats can't be described that way any more than republicans can be described by a few nutsacks that think ra** is god's will.
StoneTools - May 1, 2013, 9:45 am
It's the issue of implying guilt by a**ociation with the fringe. Kind of like putting emphasis on Rangel and jesse jackson jr to try to make it appear that all democrats are thieves. Or Bahny Fwank and Anthony Weiner to show that democrats are p***erts
Renza - May 1, 2013, 9:39 am
There's not really any interpretation needed in what I wrote, which would make it a pretty strait forward yes or no. Regardless of how many of those people there are or aren't, the republican party is happy to have them aboard.
StoneTools - May 1, 2013, 9:27 am
If your statement suggests that the fringe is indicative of the view of the majority, then, yes, your previous statement is incorrect.
Renza - May 1, 2013, 9:25 am
Are you suggesting my previous statement is incorrect?
StoneTools - May 1, 2013, 9:24 am
Lunatics are not necessarily indicative of the majority of a party. I know quite a few republicans and not a single one of them believes that ra** is god's will.
StoneTools - May 1, 2013, 9:22 am
or better yet, a non-partisan site that shows that a majority of christians agree with that. I know that PF will run to his huge library of comedy channel skits to see if he can find it.
Renza - May 1, 2013, 9:21 am
It's a matter of a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square. People who think ra** is god's will are almost always republicans and/or extreme christians. Not all republicans or christians however condone ra**.
StoneTools - May 1, 2013, 9:18 am
you make it sound like that's a republican platform. If that's what you think, how about some facts that state that a majority of republicans feel that way.
Renza - May 1, 2013, 9:17 am
you referencing the clips they play of republicans talking about how ra** is god's will?
StoneTools - May 1, 2013, 9:03 am
and the comedy channel
Renza - May 1, 2013, 7:49 am
Fundies - extremist conservatives/republicans, extremist christians. that's about the only source I'm aware of that you'll hear something like that from, doesn't seem to be particularly rare either
Rudedog - May 1, 2013, 7:43 am
Who are hanging around with that you hear that all the time?

ABORTION - Don't kill your baby. Because that's a life the government could use to exploit for its own selfish gain.

Freedom Of Choice -

THE DEFICIT INCREASE... - Will increase this much when my Romney-care replaces Obamacare!

RIGHT TO CHOOSE - Don't like abortion? Don't have one.

TAGS: choice
Rating: 3/5

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ipaprime - February 13, 2013, 7:52 am
the basics
PapaFox - February 12, 2013, 9:53 am
"If the State is interested in protecting fetal life after viability, it may go so far as to proscribe abortion during that period, except when it is necessary to preserve the life or health of the mother."
PapaFox - February 12, 2013, 9:52 am
The point of viability. That's where the Supreme Court ruled that state interests could come into play...
Renza - February 12, 2013, 9:43 am
with or without life support?
ipaprime - February 12, 2013, 9:33 am
40 years ago, we have more knowledge now, and leave out the philosphers and theologins and just go with science
ipaprime - February 12, 2013, 9:32 am
lets say the ability to survive and devolope normaly outside the mothers womb
PapaFox - February 12, 2013, 8:02 am
"When those trained in the respective disciplines of medicine, philosophy, and theology are unable to arrive at any consensus, the judiciary, at this point in the development of man's knowledge, is not in a position to speculate as to the answer."
PapaFox - February 12, 2013, 8:01 am
The views of doctors, philosophers and theologians were considered. ...
Renza - February 12, 2013, 7:45 am
That again would come down to - are we determining biological life, which is often considered meaningless (trees, animals, bugs, etc), or life by a more spiritual standpoint (soul/spirit/etc)? as only one of the two could realistically be defined.
ipaprime - February 12, 2013, 7:28 am
then let us bring doctors and scientists into it and determine when life begins that way
PapaFox - February 11, 2013, 12:24 pm
And that debate was held by a Republican-dominated Supreme Court 40 years ago. Their consensus was that there was no consensus on when life begins, and that government has no right to deny a woman the right to choose.
Renza - February 11, 2013, 11:40 am
That too is coming down to opinion and point of view, as we cannot technically determine life on a quantifiable scale, we mow down trees and eat animals all the time, but few people care about destroying those "lives"
Renza - February 11, 2013, 11:29 am
I a**ume it has something to do with a libertarian eagle, or a large beagle.
ipaprime - February 11, 2013, 9:50 am
true but in this case their is also the right of the inocent to life that is not being adressed
TheConstitutionalist - February 11, 2013, 9:20 am
What is "a leagle" debate?
Renza - February 11, 2013, 9:17 am
the legal "debate" is a bit broken... the death penalty is generally accepted and 'good', but euthanizing the suffering who are asking for it is wrong... generally comes down to people trying to force their beliefs on others to limit individual freedom.
ipaprime - February 11, 2013, 8:51 am
a life is a leagle debate


TAGS: choice
Rating: 2.75/5

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Reality Lord - November 11, 2012, 3:48 pm

classic...lol'd hard 5L
deerbag2 - November 11, 2012, 2:01 pm
5 lions
foxrecon19d - November 11, 2012, 10:12 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This is funny!!Stealing it

CHOICE - Keep government out of the way.

TAGS: choice
Rating: 2.67/5

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BELIEVE IN LESS GOVERNMENT? - But with some elephantine exceptions

COMPETITIVE EMPLOYMENT - It's getting really tough out there

REPUBLICAN PARTY - Maybe they'll start listening to the people some day.

YOUR CHOICE - As it should be

TAGS: choice
Rating: 2/5

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Renza - February 12, 2013, 8:47 am
pff, there's no way 100% of those people were born, 87% of statistics are made up anyway.
ipaprime - February 11, 2013, 9:00 am
but oh so TRUE!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2013, 2:26 am

Gee wiz. That is an interesting fact. ......nonsense.
JGalt - February 10, 2013, 9:21 pm
Funny how 100% of those who are pro-abortion (note, I did not say pro-choice), were born and not aborted!

Government and Xtianity. -

TAGS: christian fundamentalism pro choice hobby lobby
Rating: 2/5

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Bandit5906 - August 3, 2014, 1:13 pm
Explain how the GOP is controlling what a woman does with her v*****?



CHANGES - I never judge a person for their choice of a party. But then again..."Mitt happens!

TAGS: romney judgement choices
Rating: 1.4/5

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MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:29 pm
Don't know what order you'll see this in but...accepted.
thatmfguy - October 16, 2012, 12:13 pm
Oops, my bad on making a**umptions. Apologies.
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 11:06 pm
Hey, I can live with that...it appears to matter here... thank you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 11:02 pm

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 11:02 pm

LMAO!....super funny Brouchopants. Keep bringing that epic wit.
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 10:09 pm
Another canucky... Like what you think matters in the world...
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 9:33 pm
I don't judge others, so I'll have to take your word that is what you were going for with this . Kudos for your attempt at creating a witty comment as well. FYI having the facts gives the appearance of intelligence. I'm Canadian...yet I support Obama? Hmm
thatmfguy - October 15, 2012, 7:08 pm
Don't worry, I won't judge you for supporting Obamao just like I won't judge someone who votes for Mittens. I WILL judge you for your lack of creativity and wit, however.

The growth of liberalism -

Good Enough -

TAGS: cabinet choices
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - April 1, 2017, 11:49 am
Works for me. Get the duct ***e!

I'm not sure... -

TAGS: hillary clinton choice alternative candidates
Rating: 5/5

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calron - April 26, 2015, 12:38 am
On a related note, China is considering allowing people to vote on pre-approved candidates.
DebtToAmerica - April 26, 2015, 12:26 am
the people dont pick the candidates, campaign donors and party insiders do. the people only get to choose between the "approved candidates" that party insiders have strung up and turned into puppets.

Democrats tried to blame Hillary's loss... -

The choice -

TAGS: clear choice
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - July 5, 2016, 12:46 am
The choice is perfectly clear!

Politics in America -

Liberal Hypocrisy -

influential -

TAGS: choices
Rating: 5/5

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Libertas - February 20, 2016, 4:25 pm
Did you see Yoko Ono's comments the other day? No wonder Bill was looking for other ports to connect with...
Cyberhagen - February 20, 2016, 12:46 pm
I hate when people call every little burn, "savage", but that pretty much was. Ouch. lol

Liberal Priorities -

TAGS: liberal priorities abortion pro choice progressives democrats planned parenthood murderers infanticide eugenics genocide margaret sanger dnc hillary clinton obama cecile richards
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 1, 2016, 11:59 am
I don't believe the government should be paying for abortion in any way!
calron - January 1, 2016, 3:19 am
That should be "without".
calron - January 1, 2016, 3:18 am
Late term abortions also have a higher risk than earlier to the mothers in addition to the moral question. There is also the places run like abortion mills with proper hygiene which tends to be ignored because abortion is considered sacrosanct.
TheConservativeInsurgent - December 31, 2015, 9:43 pm
If a person wants to murder their unborn baby, that's their choice. I believe Planned Parenthood is a vile organization. I don't wish to shut them down, I just don't want my tax dollars funding their mass murder and their eugenics movement.
TheConservativeInsurgent - December 31, 2015, 9:34 pm
However, late-term/partial-birth 'abortion' is infanticide NOT abortion. It's incredibly abhorrent and absolutely indefensible. The ONLY time a late-term abortion should take place is to protect the mother's life.
TheConservativeInsurgent - December 31, 2015, 9:22 pm
The purpose of this poster was only to illustrate the rank hypocrisy and upside down priorities of liberals. As a conservative with strong libertarian leanings, I do NOT wish to ban abortion or tell someone else what do with their body.
calron - December 31, 2015, 7:27 pm
Well if it is a person it then has a right to life. It it is not, then there is not reason stop an abortion. People against abortion tend to believe it is a person and thus has a right to life just as any person does.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 31, 2015, 6:48 pm

I'm against abortion, but only for my own family. Why would I have any right to decide for someone else?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 31, 2015, 6:47 pm

.. Why can't you agree with "It's my body/baby, I'll decide what to do with it"?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 31, 2015, 6:46 pm

There are an estimated 7.4 billion people on earth. How many eagles do you think we have? Also, With all the talk about "it's my business, it's my choice how I run it" "It's my gun, It's my right to carry it" "it's my life, I decide how I live it"...

Family Values -

TAGS: equal rights pro choice
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 29, 2017, 12:33 pm
Roger that. Thanks, dude.
foxreconl9d - November 29, 2017, 7:30 am
See ya' in the 'dhad, squirt!
GrouchoMarxists - November 29, 2017, 7:25 am
I PMed you anyways. But thanks, dude. We will keep in touch, show you my latest in-Communist-propaganda. I'm also at ThePeoplesCube.com still, same name. Later, fox
GrouchoMarxists - November 29, 2017, 7:20 am
I would...Sorry to hear all that, dude ... Send me a PM with your contact info. We should catch up.
foxreconl9d - November 29, 2017, 7:18 am
...Several calls have produced no results. What next? Do I need to get an attorney involved? That comes next.
foxreconl9d - November 29, 2017, 7:18 am
You don't know the half of it...Hey, NE Baptist! Why am I getting Dr. and other bills when I paid my deductible IN FULL directly to you a week before surgery? Now I'M getting bills I shouldn't be getting because YOU are sitting on MY deductible money...
GrouchoMarxists - November 29, 2017, 7:16 am
That's sucks, dude.
foxreconl9d - November 29, 2017, 7:16 am
Yeah. February, 15th.. 1956!! I'm one of the Expendables now!!! HA! HA! Just had surgery at Northeast Baptist Hospital. It's not the years, it's the mileage...meh.
GrouchoMarxists - November 29, 2017, 7:11 am
Isn't your birthday coming up?
foxreconl9d - November 29, 2017, 7:10 am
Boerne, Texas.
GrouchoMarxists - November 29, 2017, 7:08 am
You still in Texas? Or California. Can't remember.
foxreconl9d - November 29, 2017, 7:08 am
HA HA! That was quick! ***snicker***Ahhh,,if it weren't for the liberals, I'd never touch this site. Well, gee, with all these posers co-opting Republicans, thought I should put some skin in the game before it is my turn!...meh...nice try. But, yeah...meh
GrouchoMarxists - November 29, 2017, 7:00 am
Fox? Thought you pulled fauxnews and finally escaped from this gulag, Comrade. Take it the KGB finally found you and forced you back?
foxreconl9d - November 29, 2017, 6:56 am
How's it hanging Groucho! Glad to see that you are still in the poster making business. How are you doing?
GrouchoMarxists - November 28, 2017, 10:55 pm
You “are” finished, troll.
GrouchoMarxists - November 28, 2017, 10:46 pm
So....I was right.
BarackObama - November 28, 2017, 10:19 pm
Are you finished, troll?
GrouchoMarxists - November 28, 2017, 10:10 pm
Disagreeing with you isn't “troll-baiting”, unless by that you meant you are a “troll” that can be “baited”. But with an unprovoked personal attack like that by you (one in clear violation of the rules) it is now clear here which one of us is the “troll”.
GrouchoMarxists - November 28, 2017, 10:06 pm
Since you are no longer pretending not to be a hypocritical troll, one LAST time...
GrouchoMarxists - November 28, 2017, 8:48 pm
Disagreeing with you isn’t “troll-baiting”, unless by that you a “troll” that can be “baited”.But with an unprovoked personal attack like that by you,one in clear violation of the rules,it is now clear here which one of us is the “troll.” Also noted,ma’am
BarackObama - November 28, 2017, 7:51 pm
I agree that your troll-baiting deserves all of the civility and courtesy which you deserve, Sir Troll. Namely, that you can take your troll-baiting and shove it up your gerbil stuffed troll @rse. Cheers, Sir Troll.
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 11:12 pm
So.....you agree.
BarackObama - November 27, 2017, 10:13 pm
"Those are your words,not mine. You are free to express your OWN words,you do not have the right to speak for others if they do NOT consent." Sound familiar, mate?
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 6:29 pm
So...your answer is 'No', you have nothing "civil and of relevance, to add to this amusing 'debate'." So noted, ma'am.
BarackObama - November 27, 2017, 6:17 pm
That your so-called 'debate' gives you an excuse to troll 'shows everyone where you stand', just as your epic failure to silence opposing viewpoints shows everyone how 'relevant' you are.
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 4:25 pm
Now that we know where everyone stands, ma'am, did you have ANYthing civil, and of relevance, to add to this amusing 'debate' on abortion rights?
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 3:58 pm
Again, that is 'your' view, not mine, 'lass.'
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 3:56 pm
However, newbie, maybe you missed it but our moderator made it clear we are to limit the discussions to political debates. FYI you are now crossing that line with personal attacks, ma'am. Back on topic...
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 3:54 pm
But clearly I'm not. Sounds like You are confusing "OTC" with "Scat" and "Inflatedego", both of whom (*in your own words, observed*)"ran screaming from here with thumb planted firmly in mouth" after OTC put them in their place. Sad, that.
BarackObama - November 27, 2017, 3:42 pm
You sound like the creator of meme #71119, who IMHO *** danced and shuffled about, before blaming others of his deed and running screaming from his own creation with thumb firmly implanted in mouth
BarackObama - November 27, 2017, 3:24 pm
I pointed out that Margaret Sanger founded Planned Parenthood. The laughable song and dance which you performed to distance yourself from your own meme was all you, mate.
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 2:47 pm
And in comment#85211 You shared that you are "a woman Democrat voter." So, yes, I defend your right to get an abortion in America, or in England, 'lass.'. Even if you don't.
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 2:42 pm
I "support Planned Parenthood" and "I am pro-choices." The rest are your views and your words, 'lass'.
BarackObama - November 27, 2017, 2:39 pm
And, as Ms. Margaret Sanger said, she founded Planned Parenthood to exterminate the black race. Your attempt to somehow blame me for your own words and beliefs (you made a meme proudly supporting it) is laughable, mate
BarackObama - November 27, 2017, 2:32 pm
You would do well to look at your meme which you created with your username. If you use your brain, and look really closely at your meme, thinking with all your might, you will see that you said "I support Planned Parenthood". Your words, not mine
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 2:24 pm
Those are your words,not mine. You are free to express your OWN words,you do not have the right to speak for others if they do NOT consent.But if you want Planned Parenthood "to support black genocide" then you have the freedom to express that view, ma'am
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 2:23 pm
Since you are dense, one more time...
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 2:16 pm
You are free to express your own words,you do not have the right to speak for others if they do not consent. Those are your words,not mine.But if you want Planned Parenthood "to support black genocide" then you have the freedom to express that view, ma'am
BarackObama - November 27, 2017, 2:08 pm
But, this is a free country, and you are free to express your support of black genocide through Planned Parenthood. While I express my opinion that you should do more research of Margaret Sanger before giving up control of your free thought
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 2:06 pm
These are also 'your' words, not mine, ma'am.
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 2:04 pm
The only part of that post "I agree with" is that it was IYHO.
BarackObama - November 27, 2017, 2:02 pm
That makes absolutely no sense as your answer, mate, to why you agree with Ms. Margaret Sanger and support the genocide of blacks through Planned Parenthood.
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 1:57 pm
They were 'your' words, ma'am.
BarackObama - November 27, 2017, 1:53 pm
The real question then, IMHO, is... so... you agree with Ms. Margaret Sanger?
BarackObama - November 27, 2017, 1:50 pm
Ahhh... I see what you are trying to do by separating Margaret Sanger from Planned Parenthood. Much like saying, "I support the Nazis, but I hate Hitler." Not really a viable option, mate.
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 1:20 pm
So....you disagree..."with Ms. Margaret Sanger."
BarackObama - November 27, 2017, 1:03 pm
I certainly do not agree with Ms. Margaret Sanger's views that blacks should be exterminated by Planned Parenthood. But if you do, that is the benefit of living in a free society, yeah?
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 12:40 pm
So....you disagree.
BarackObama - November 27, 2017, 12:15 pm
"We do not want word to get out that we want to eliminate the Negro population" Margaret Sanger, founder of Planned Parenthood and registered Democrat
BarackObama - November 27, 2017, 12:11 pm
Having said that,according to Margaret Sanger, the founder of Planned Parenthood, being pro-Planned Parenthood is being pro-Black Genocide. She says this openly and honestly, which says a lot about the power of Democrats controlling the narrative.
BarackObama - November 27, 2017, 12:04 pm
Not necessarily, much like being pro-military does not mean being pro-bombing orphanages, or being pro-life does not mean being anti-choice, or being pro-white does not mean being pro-white supremacy.
inflatedego - November 25, 2017, 9:48 am
Pro-Choice isn't pro-abortion?
0TC - November 25, 2017, 12:43 am
I'm decidedly pro-life and I don't support the funding of Planned Parenthood with my tax money. But I can respect this point of view. I'm not offended that you support Planned Parenthood, Groucho. But personally I find them to be obnoxious.

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Bandit5906 - May 30, 2015, 10:02 pm
Who is challenging your choice?

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calron - June 22, 2015, 12:22 am
They don't count.
ipaprime - June 10, 2015, 9:12 am
But who gives the kid a choice?

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freasy - June 1, 2015, 3:59 pm
BTW, I am pro choice, just wish some folks that accidently become parents didn't have that option.
freasy - June 1, 2015, 3:58 pm
Doesn't count the kids we took in because their s*** head liberal I wanna do what I waqnt to do parents were to busy buying cigarettes, booze, and pot to feed them.
freasy - June 1, 2015, 3:50 pm
Current Count is 3.

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OTC - November 3, 2014, 9:56 am
The misspelling I mosty see is wont
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RKEastland - May 30, 2015, 1:38 am
The same law that says animal fetuses like the Piping Plover, Loggerhead SeaTurtle, or Humpback Chubfish should be protected have no right to say that what is inside a mother's womb is not life.
fauxnews - May 30, 2015, 1:28 am
P.S. Comment #76559 would make a great counter point poster for the other side of the debate. :-) You, or whoever reads this, should make your comment into a Pro-life poster. Have a good one.
fauxnews - May 30, 2015, 1:11 am
According to American law it is not a baby. Otherwise it would be murder. Until the constitution changes that, it's your belief vs. the reality. Cheers.
RKEastland - May 30, 2015, 12:47 am
What about the baby's mind, the baby's body, and the baby's choice?

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calron - June 7, 2015, 3:35 pm
It doesn't count as a person, even days before birth to some, and therefore doesn't count.
RonaldReagan - June 4, 2015, 7:08 pm
What about the baby's choice?

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RonaldReagan - June 4, 2015, 7:02 pm
Offensive liberal garbage.

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calron - February 14, 2015, 11:05 pm
Well in the off chance that you do not actually know, that is Ayn Rand.
Zeitguy - February 11, 2015, 8:22 pm
At quick glance it looks like a poster for Margaret Sanger.

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fauxnews - February 16, 2015, 3:47 pm
As for what you shared, good food for thought. Have a good day, mate. Cheers =)
fauxnews - February 16, 2015, 3:45 pm
...an easy way for Xtian fundies to enforce their religion upon others, which they so dishonestly do with this issue; they're against abortion but they are okay with war that kills innocent children through collateral damage? nuts.
fauxnews - February 16, 2015, 3:43 pm
But, I respect your insight. For me, it is the Clockwork Orange dilemma - where the government trying to legislate morality is more immoral than some people's choice. And since the Church has hijacked this issue, it's too easy for it to become...
fauxnews - February 16, 2015, 3:40 pm
..as in, a child born into an unloved family that suffers a living death of sorts through abuse, neglect, poverty, etc. Then there is overpopulation. Of course, it's a contentious issue - and for the sake of civility it's best to a agree to disagree...
fauxnews - February 16, 2015, 3:39 pm
Touche ;-) Ah, Curly. Always the voice of reason. Hear you loud and clear, mate. Truthfully, I see it as a lesser of two evils, emphasis on the word evil. Certain abortion as birth control is messed up. For me, the only thing worse is a living abortion...
Curlyrocks - February 16, 2015, 2:47 pm
It's also a choice to use any number of birth control options rather than flushing a human being.

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Zeitguy - April 7, 2015, 12:00 am
"God" has never uttered any true words because fictional characters rarely( never) declare anything other than someone else's self serving narrative.

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fauxnews - April 11, 2015, 9:10 pm
;-p ROFL
OTC - April 11, 2015, 9:06 pm
Maybe it would be safer to ride your mountain mike?
fauxnews - April 11, 2015, 4:50 pm
Speaking of "blood"(#75073) hopefully I plugged up MY leak. :-/ Who makes these bike pumps? Freddy Krueger?? Let's try this again...let's see if I can get out of my driveway without dismembering myself. Cheers mate =)
OTC - April 11, 2015, 4:24 pm
Wow, and I get accused of being nitpicky, lol
OTC - April 11, 2015, 4:21 pm
It's not what Genesis says, it's how people see it. Christ came through Adam's bloodline, so using that genealogy plus the 2K yrs since Christ was here people come up with the idea the earth is 6000yrs old
fauxnews - April 11, 2015, 4:20 pm
Skin cells are still a living thing, are they not? Did I just commit genocide after cutting my hand filling air into my bike tires? I want to commit seppuku, though, since it's delayed my ride for a few :-/ #sadIwishedIstockedupONbandaidssmoment
OTC - April 11, 2015, 4:18 pm
Have you read chapter 3?
OTC - April 11, 2015, 4:17 pm
An unborn fetus is still a living thing, is it not? If abortion kills tthe fetus, then the commandment "Thou shalt not kill" would apply to abortions, no?
calron - April 11, 2015, 3:44 pm
For a long time in Christian belief a fetus received a soul during the time called the quickening. The SCotUS referred to this belief in Row Vs. Wade to set the standards for the legality of abortion.
fauxnews - April 11, 2015, 2:52 pm
Okay, off to enjoy my bike ride now. =) Nice of you to stick around, mate! :-D Always good to have fellow skeptic onboard. Makes for some fun debates. See you around perhaps. Cheers :-)
fauxnews - April 11, 2015, 2:50 pm
Genesis 2:7 (God "breathed into his nostrils the breath of life and man became a living being") refers to the specific, unique event of the creation of Adam out of the earth. It says nothing about the process of conception, pregnancy, and birth.(2/2)
fauxnews - April 11, 2015, 2:49 pm
Even on its own terms - In fact, the Bible never mentions abortion and does not deal with the question of when life begins. (1/2)
fauxnews - April 11, 2015, 2:47 pm
What every fun fictional story SAY (from Star Wars to Harry Potter) - NOTHING...of scientific value NOR true societal value in the way of helping us legislate laws like abortion or climate change (i.e.Inhofe).
calron - April 11, 2015, 2:36 pm
So what does Genesis actually say?
OTC - April 9, 2015, 3:17 pm
Yeah, that's a good example of a wacko site misinterpreting Genesis. Misinterpretations are why people believe in a rapture
rebeccaolsen - April 9, 2015, 11:39 am
But I thought hypocrisy was a Christian value, Zeit? :-)
rebeccaolsen - April 9, 2015, 11:38 am
Always find it HI-larious when you (of all people) accuse others of "blindly" accepting conclusions on scientific discourse - Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the redwood tree in your own eye,denier? :)
rebeccaolsen - April 9, 2015, 11:32 am
Firstly, the scientific community has already accepted MMCC hun. They don't need your permission. No one is ignoring "non-human factors", denier. Climatology has accounted for ALL variables and still find human-induced climate change to be unequivocal
fauxnews - April 9, 2015, 10:33 am
My favorite piece of EVIDENCE: Evidence 4 Biology: Dinosaur Soft Tissue X-D
fauxnews - April 9, 2015, 10:32 am
Tell it to them. answersingenesis.org/evidence-for-creation/six-evidences-of-young-earth/
OTC - April 9, 2015, 10:18 am
NSA, agree. Anyways, the 6000yr old earth theory is a misinterpretation of actual print, so its possible too that some unknown science can be misinterpreted?
fauxnews - April 9, 2015, 9:06 am
I was actually thinking more about the NSA. :-) They are "rabid" and foaming at the mouth. X-D "Cujo" indeed.
OTC - April 9, 2015, 9:03 am
But 'Cujo' can be a me***hor for the government and their reign of terror on the people :-)
fauxnews - April 9, 2015, 8:45 am
And these same people are arguing that govt policy should be made out of what the Bible's saying;again,a fictional story.No one's saying that we should make govt policy out of something written in Stephen King's "Cujo." That is the difference.Cheers (2/2)
fauxnews - April 9, 2015, 8:41 am
Your comment #74965 doesn't make sense to me. I don't know anyone who goes around claiming Stephen King stories are true, if there are, it's a handful of wackos. But as you already know there are many MANY people who literally believe in the Bible (1/2)
fauxnews - April 9, 2015, 8:38 am
Many science deniers argue the world is only 6000 years old, that dinosaur bones are actually dragon bones and evolution is a hoax. What to guess what fictional story they use as the basis of their views and evidence against scientific fact? ;-) (2/2)
fauxnews - April 9, 2015, 8:36 am
I never heard anyone in Congress use Harry Potter as proof against climate change.lol However, Senator Inhofe has used a fictional story as proof against a scientific phenomena (the story in Genesis).(1/2)
OTC - April 9, 2015, 7:11 am
What is written about what the characters did and said in those stories is accepted, but the Bible stories aren't because there's no evidence? Of course there's no evidence, they're just stories, right? So if it's written God spoke, then He did
OTC - April 9, 2015, 6:58 am
I meant if you believe the Bible is filled with novels (stories), why argue the characters in those stories but not others, like those in the Steven King, Harry Potter, & Zane Grey stories? There's no evidence those characters actually did what is written
fauxnews - April 8, 2015, 9:25 pm
But if you were just sharing your fondness for that tale about God in the same way I would share a quote from my favorite Western tale "Tombstone", then you could always clear that up. You made it sound as if you were being literal. Cheers(3/3)
fauxnews - April 8, 2015, 9:22 pm
If you meant,OTC,that God actually spoke in Genesis in the same way John F.Kennedy once spoke when he addressed the Cuban Missile Crisis,there is NO positive evidence God EVER spoke to anyone for real. There IS POSITIVE evidence JFK gave that speech.(2/3)
fauxnews - April 8, 2015, 9:19 pm
Don't get me wrong, mate. The Bible is filled with GREAT stories. I don't doubt that. It was the "Pulp Fiction" of its time. :-) Guess it depends how you meant it (1/3)
fauxnews - April 8, 2015, 9:16 pm
How was me dryly sharing with you an "appeal to ignorance" proof of YOU pushing my b.uttons? :-/ LOL Boring,perhaps.Nerdy? Sure. But,as far you saying,"Sounds like a waaaah moment." you are correct.It was obvious. That is big of you to confess to that X-D
OTC - April 8, 2015, 9:16 pm
Faux, you believe the Bible is filled with stories, but why argue them? I don't see you arguing that a car cannot kill people, or there's no evidence pets come back to life in Steven King novels.
fauxnews - April 8, 2015, 9:11 pm
But if OTC literally claims God actually spoke, there is NO positive evidence for it just like it's ridiculous to suggest Vader really exists.A fallacy of ignorance wrongly shifts the burden of proof away from the one making the claim(2/2)
fauxnews - April 8, 2015, 9:07 pm
OTC said "God did speak, starting in Genesis." Okay, and Darth Vader first breathed asthmatically in Star Wars: Episode 4. I acknowledge this is a movie called Star Wars. Just like I acknowledge there is stories in the Bible about God speaking. (1/2)
fauxnews - April 8, 2015, 9:02 pm
MMessEnnBeeCee - April 8, 2015, 8:38 pm
in order to accept MMCC, you would have to ignore non-human factors or trivialize them to come to the conclusions that you so blindly accept
MMessEnnBeeCee - April 8, 2015, 8:34 pm
Am I arguing that God exist(s/ed), no, I'm just saying your lack of reasoning is readily apparent.
MMessEnnBeeCee - April 8, 2015, 8:31 pm
Then again, you could always look to Semmelweis for an a***ogy to your climate alarmism.
MMessEnnBeeCee - April 8, 2015, 8:30 pm
appeal to pity. You used the t a p e/video recording to bolster your claim that OTC was full of it. Toss it right back at you and your b***ons get pushed. Sounds like a waaaah moment.
fauxnews - April 8, 2015, 7:41 pm
I believe there is story ABOUT Genesis.But there's NO positive evidence God actually spoke to an Adam.When extensive investigation has been undertaken,it's often reasonable to infer something is false based upon a lack of positive evidence for it(2/2)
fauxnews - April 8, 2015, 7:37 pm
Appeal to ignorance fallacy - If there is positive evidence for the conclusion, then of course we have other reasons for accepting it, but a lack of evidence by itself is no evidence. Big bang,Caesar,Evolution,etc., have positive evidence.(1/2)
MMessEnnBeeCee - April 8, 2015, 7:08 pm
or video equipment.
MMessEnnBeeCee - April 8, 2015, 7:06 pm
Do you, by any chance, happen to have a t a p e recording of Caesar being stabbed? No, I guess it didn't happen, did it? How about a t a p e recording of the big bang happening? No, hmmmm. Strange. I guess history doesn't exist before t a p e recorders
fauxnews - April 7, 2015, 2:44 pm
Our lovely filter aside, Do you 'h-a-v-e' a 't-a-p-e' recording or a video of God speaking? ;-) Until then, didn't happen. It's like that phony climate change stuff...not enough evidence X-D
fauxnews - April 7, 2015, 2:42 pm
have = h a v e
fauxnews - April 7, 2015, 2:42 pm
***e = t a p e
fauxnews - April 7, 2015, 2:41 pm
Nope. A man (or men), or maybe even women, who knows? wrote that book. We at least know that humans wrote it, not God. If God did speak, why does he need a book? He's god, he can do anything! Do you a ***e recording or a video of God speaking? ;-)
OTC - April 7, 2015, 2:32 pm
God did speak, starting in Genesis
Zeitguy - April 6, 2015, 11:38 pm
But then your proclamation of being a proud christian lacks validity.
rebeccaolsen - April 6, 2015, 9:59 pm
HA! He gets it. :)
Zeitguy - April 6, 2015, 9:11 pm
Correction: God never once talked.

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fauxnews - April 12, 2015, 1:44 am
I think the abortion decision should be left to a couple (a woman AND A man) and not just the government that is hardly representative (in terms of cultural make up and demographics) of the very people they govern. My 2 cents anyways, mate. Cheers =)(2/2)
fauxnews - April 12, 2015, 1:40 am
I hear ya, Zeit. As experiment in empathy, I understand the POV even if I don't sympathize with it. It's more directed at A GOVT horribly out of touch with society; in terms of background and demographics.It's NOT aimed at the average person(1/2)
calron - April 11, 2015, 11:36 pm
Hey, I'm not a large pot used by witches to make their brews. :P "a situation characterized by instability and strong emotions." But strangely the word seems to apply anyway. :)
Zeitguy - April 11, 2015, 11:33 pm
Perfect a*n*alogy caldron
Zeitguy - April 11, 2015, 11:29 pm
But yes, I hate that self righteous old men perceive that they have a god given right to subjugate all those that would question the logical response humanitarianism.
calron - April 11, 2015, 11:20 pm
Here's an a***ogy, whites speaking up against Jim Crow laws. Many of such activists where white and would not be subject to that legal discrimination. That didn't mean they they should have been told "Get over it."
Zeitguy - April 11, 2015, 11:13 pm
on morality.
Zeitguy - April 11, 2015, 11:12 pm
Abortion is a divisive issue that currently is legal in the U.S.. The poster suggests that men have no right to voice an opinion because they lack a womb. Gender has no trump on a morality.